Everyone in Peru is skinny. What the heck? I myself am a bit pudgy. I admit it. But come on! I stick out like a sore thumb here. Everyone is nice and skinny. Give a gringo a chance eh? It must be in the genes down here.
At least I have something going for me though. I am like Dirk Nowitzki here. I tower over everyone! I am only 5'10 on a good day, but down here I am a solid head taller than 80%. I mean it isn't even close. I could have been a basketball star in Peru!
One other major observation here as I sit at the Lima airport is that the girls here are really hot. I mean majorly sexy. No makeup. Nothing fancy needed. Just natural beauties.
Ahhhh it is time for my flight into the Amazon jungle. Get ready piranha, here I come!
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